Saturday, February 21, 2009

Part A: Ignorant VS Humanity (Continued)

As promised...

The Locks

Apparently, he hired 15 security guards holding bush knifes with dogs to guard the unit. I think he is really keen in keeping the girlfriend inside the house no matter what happens.

Oh, but he forgot to ask her girlfriend to stay "inside" the house...so no one was in there and we went ahead to lock it up.

Locking...


Done


Apparently, he was shock when he went back home and was crying while rolling on the floor. He then fraud some documents to get a court order and got the police involved.





Since he was so persistent in getting us arrest, we just played along and pay a visit to the police station. Well, we're "innocent" after all...



The Entrance


I was wondering around trying to find the washroom. Along the tour, I saw the inmates, cell block and other dept. But I could not find a toilet.



On humanitarian ground, we allowed the plaintiff to stay for the weekend but he insisted to get us arrested... so an investigation was carried out.



His butt crack is showing...lolz.


In the end, we all get to go home because the court order does not looks legitimate and his statements wasn't accurate. However, I think the police is going to pursue on the court order's legitimacy... so I guess we just have to wait to see what happens next.

Anyway, the was a robbery recently, however, this time they weren't so lucky.



I have no idea why my guard were there...but random things happens everyday over here.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

The Story Continues... Part B: Too Young?

Part B

We have another random tenant move in this week. I was in the office doing some work when suddenly I was called to the site to settle some minor issues. So I went and realised that the new couple took one piece of furniture from another unit without permission from the management.

So the situation: One unit is missing with one furniture and I need to put it back where it belongs.

I went inside the unit and ask the lady to kindly return the furniture but she refused because she said she would have "embassy" people coming for visit and the L-shape lounge is not enough for them to accommodate extra guest. Well, fair enough...so I offered the option to change their furniture. They agreed to return the furniture and I showed them to a 3 sitter, 2 sitter and 1 sitter sofas; straight away they demanded the 3 sitter sofa to be move to the unit and not to remove the L-shape lounge in their own unit.

They don't get it, if they just take the 3 sitter sofa, the next tenant won't have enough seats and more importantly it looks weird having only a 2 sitter and 1 sitter sofa in the living room.

The husband's response: "Boy, listen to me, you're too young; you must be more flexible in these situations!" *I simply ignored his comment, furthermore, age is not a factor to measure success or experience in this era...he's just an idiot*

Then we move on to his other requests: a 32" LCD TV, pressure cooker, shaver, hair dryer, bigger fridge...etc. Let me make a note: They don't intend to pay anything for these items, in other words, they want free lunches.

I just asked the wife what's wrong with the medium sized fridge. She told me she would have "embassy" people visiting and she bought 10 different types of juices but she couldn't fit it in. So I suggested that she could put the rest of juices into the cabinets while just leaving a few in the fridge to chill. She asked: "what if the guest wanted some other juices and I didn't have them chilled in the fridge?"...

*Fxck what am I? A kitchen consultant now? Fxcking just put some ice into the juice to make it cold... she is fxcking retarded or what? What the fxck is she blabbing about the "embassy" people? As if I am fxcking conceirge to make sure their appointment goes well*

But thank god she didn't buy 10 boxes of ice-cream... I would really be out of ideas.

To my amazement, just when I was ready to suggest putting some ice into the juice, the wife suddenly started crying and saying that I am not being helpful. I felt pitty and told her to take it easy.

So in return, I supplied them a cabinet that was intended for me to put my folders and the husband commented: "See boy, I am helping you to use your things that you're not using! hahaha!"

*Fxcking retard, if there's something in your house you're not using, do I just go remove and use it?*

He requested for a digital clock as well because he find it hard to find his watch. FYI: he was late for the appointment and just walked into my meeting without a proper notice. He introduced himself as this High Inspector of some sorta Mining Company.

*Fxck if he's in such a high position shouldn't he be able to pay for all his fxcking requests???*

After he got his digital clock...he asked me for the batteries as well... ... ...*no comment anymore*

I wondered in the future whether he needs me to pump his petrol, feed him and wipe his ass for him...

Part A: Ignorant VS Humanity

Recently I have encountered some minor issues with tenants in our property.

So here's the story, let's divide the story into 2 scenarios: Part A and Part B.

PART A
We were doing renovations to all the units and it just so happens that one of the tenants was away for 2 months holiday. Well, no dramas... we just start with other units until he comes back.

2 months later, we found him and told him that the contract is expired and we need him to vacate the unit ASAP for renovation. He was back and to our surprise he refused to move out.

The reason:
He moved too many times in Australia and he moved too many times over here as well; when he moved into this unit he believed that it's the last time he is moving anywhere else. He said he likes the unit so much that he would buy the unit when he has the money.

The solution he proposed:
a) Weekly payment of K850 per week during renovation of the unit and K1500 weekly rental when he move into the unit again. *Special condition applies!


b) No weekly payment during renovation of the unit and K1800 weekly rental when he move into the unit again. *Special condition applies!

Ok ok... this is the ridiculous part on the so-called condition he proposed: He is not going to move his belongings and he will have his girlfriend living in the unit to look after his belongings while he is away when the renovation takes place. He will even write us a letter of indemity so in the case where his girlfriend was injured or killed during the renovation we will not be liable.

So my question here: His belongings is more important than a human's life??? Ridiculous.

We suggested that he should move into one of the renovated unit since it's the same but he refused because of the reason mentioned above. He further told us that we are not understanding him and being difficult with him...lolz.

Anyway we will be locking up his unit tomorrow. If I get the time to go over there for supervision I will make sure to take a photo of the scene hahaha.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Missing Car Found

Our staffs pulled a few strings in the network and found our company car parked in a rural motel. Without much hesitant, we contact the local authorities to claim our car back. Later on, we were told our car was being driven around the city by those robbers for robbery.

In some cases, they injured the owner (Mainland Chinese)... most probably he fought back and tried to be a hero. FYI: Mainland Chinese seems to have a suicidal wish, they have a reputation of fighting back with the robbers and getting themselves injure or kill in action, I guess it's in their blood???

After recovering the car and driving it for one week; to my amazement the car was stolen again! However, to my surprise it was found again the next morning in the parking lot of Lamana Hotel. It seems to me that this is some sorta hide-and-seek game!??

For the record, this car has been stolen for 5 times, and so far we have been able to find it. I guess such random case is only possible in PNG.