Thursday, February 19, 2009

The Story Continues... Part B: Too Young?

Part B

We have another random tenant move in this week. I was in the office doing some work when suddenly I was called to the site to settle some minor issues. So I went and realised that the new couple took one piece of furniture from another unit without permission from the management.

So the situation: One unit is missing with one furniture and I need to put it back where it belongs.

I went inside the unit and ask the lady to kindly return the furniture but she refused because she said she would have "embassy" people coming for visit and the L-shape lounge is not enough for them to accommodate extra guest. Well, fair enough...so I offered the option to change their furniture. They agreed to return the furniture and I showed them to a 3 sitter, 2 sitter and 1 sitter sofas; straight away they demanded the 3 sitter sofa to be move to the unit and not to remove the L-shape lounge in their own unit.

They don't get it, if they just take the 3 sitter sofa, the next tenant won't have enough seats and more importantly it looks weird having only a 2 sitter and 1 sitter sofa in the living room.

The husband's response: "Boy, listen to me, you're too young; you must be more flexible in these situations!" *I simply ignored his comment, furthermore, age is not a factor to measure success or experience in this era...he's just an idiot*

Then we move on to his other requests: a 32" LCD TV, pressure cooker, shaver, hair dryer, bigger fridge...etc. Let me make a note: They don't intend to pay anything for these items, in other words, they want free lunches.

I just asked the wife what's wrong with the medium sized fridge. She told me she would have "embassy" people visiting and she bought 10 different types of juices but she couldn't fit it in. So I suggested that she could put the rest of juices into the cabinets while just leaving a few in the fridge to chill. She asked: "what if the guest wanted some other juices and I didn't have them chilled in the fridge?"...

*Fxck what am I? A kitchen consultant now? Fxcking just put some ice into the juice to make it cold... she is fxcking retarded or what? What the fxck is she blabbing about the "embassy" people? As if I am fxcking conceirge to make sure their appointment goes well*

But thank god she didn't buy 10 boxes of ice-cream... I would really be out of ideas.

To my amazement, just when I was ready to suggest putting some ice into the juice, the wife suddenly started crying and saying that I am not being helpful. I felt pitty and told her to take it easy.

So in return, I supplied them a cabinet that was intended for me to put my folders and the husband commented: "See boy, I am helping you to use your things that you're not using! hahaha!"

*Fxcking retard, if there's something in your house you're not using, do I just go remove and use it?*

He requested for a digital clock as well because he find it hard to find his watch. FYI: he was late for the appointment and just walked into my meeting without a proper notice. He introduced himself as this High Inspector of some sorta Mining Company.

*Fxck if he's in such a high position shouldn't he be able to pay for all his fxcking requests???*

After he got his digital clock...he asked me for the batteries as well... ... ...*no comment anymore*

I wondered in the future whether he needs me to pump his petrol, feed him and wipe his ass for him...

2 comments:

Shue said...

oh.my.god. am laughing hard while reading this! hillarious!

at penang airport catching flight back to KL and your entry made my day lah, bro!

take care!

chah

Vance said...

Lolz, random events happens all the time.

Take care.


V